Old eldest has received an invitation from AARP, which
inspired me to post this blog from the Brazil Times website on June 12,
2008 (which, for the record, was 10 years ago and I never joined AARP).
Old Age Rages Forth
One of the most poignant songs ever written, “Sunrise , Sunset”, comes
from the musical Fiddler on the Roof.
The lines which always stood out are these [copied here without
permission of anyone in particular]:
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears
I don't remember growing
older
When did they?
It seems like old age should kinda creep up on you. You look back at some (future) point and
wonder when it was you got old. This,
apparently, is not how it works. Old age
comes suddenly, abruptly and aggressively, in the afternoon mail.
It’s not like there are no warnings, AARP has been sending
their junk mail the 15th of every month for almost ten years. And, yes there have been an increasing number
of insurance companies who suddenly see you as a great risk. But, like most warning signs of impending
doom, they can be readily ignored.
Then, what you thought was just another harmless piece of
junk mail turns out to be Old Age making a frontal attack roughly equivalent to
a shock and awe battle cry: “Welcome to
Medicare.”
Only OLD people are on Medicare!
Back when the first Medicare supplemental programs were
coming into being (HMO’s, etc.) my mother asked me to go with her to a seminar
being conducted to inform retirees about their options. My mother was, indeed, old; so I went along
to help her figure out what to do. In
retrospect I realize it was being put on by a group with something to
sell. But, I was young and she was
old. We signed her up for something
neither of us really understood. Far as
I know it was a decent decision and worked out well. What I do know is that she lived another
thirty years. She probably got more out
of her old age than the supplemental insurance company did.
Now I’ve got to figure it out for myself, and it is a LOT
more complicated than all this was thirty years ago when I was young (as I now
vaguely remember young). Medicare sends out a booklet to explain it all. Being the United States government what it
mostly does is to explain there will be yet another booklet coming which will
explain the first booklet’s explanation.
Did I even get that much figured out?
Which of our unsuspecting children can I volunteer to go with me to the
next “informational seminar”?
I won’t actually be 65 for another 125 days, and will probably
get a lot more junk mail before then.
Hope I can figure out which one of these is the explanation of the explanation. I am quite old.